10.01.2008. 18:47
O DJEVOJKAMA!
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E EKIPO MOJA!
EVO VAM PAR SAVJETA KOJE SAM S ISKUSTVOM ZARADIO...
AKO IMATE CURU ILI JE IKAD SLUCAJNO NADJETE...
OVAKO CETE JE ZADRZATI!
BAR JA TO RADIM....
1.Kad djevojka pita kako izgleda, obavezno slegnuti ramenima i reci ''Mogla
bi i bolje ''. To ce ju drzati stalno napetu, a to djevojke vole.
2.Nikada ju ne drzati za ruku. To se moze interpretirati kao znak slabosti.
Ako ona vas zgrabi za ruku, stisnite ju jako dok ne vrisne.
(to ce ju impresionirati jer ce vidjeti kako ste uistinu snazan muskarac)
3.Jednom mjesecno joj se prikradite s leda i srusite ju na pod. Djevojke su
kao psi, vole iskazivanje ljubavi kroz grubost.
4.Nazovite ju usred noci da pitate spava li. Ako kaze da spava odgovorite sa
''I bolje ti je''. Ponoviti 4-5 puta tu noc. To ce joj pokazati da vam je
stalo.
5.Kada je zbog necega zabrinuta predlozite joj mogucnost da je sama kriva za
to. To ce joj pomoci da se zamisli i pokusa napredovati. A to treba svakoj
djevojci.
6.Ako razgovarate s drugom djevojkom, pobrinite se da vasa gleda. Kada vas
pogleda, zagledajte joj se u oci, usnama oblikujte rijeci ''.ebi se'' i
zaslatajte ovu s kojom razgovarate. Djevojke vole konkurenciju.
7.Svojim prijateljima ju predstavljajte kao ''tamo neku koku''. Zene vole
takve posebne nadimke.
**8.Zagrijte ju kada je hladno, ali ne vasom jakonm jer ce tada vama biti
hladno. Pogledajte ju u oci i recite: ''Prestani kukati zbog hladnoce jer
ces inace kukati zbog sljive na oku.''. Najbolji nacin za zagrijati ju je
strahom. ***
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9.Odvedite ju na zabavu, cim dodete tamo, ona ce naravno otici na WC, a vi
odmah pobjegnite. Vratite se pred kraj feste i urlajte zbog toga sto vas je
ostavila samog cijelo vece i da s kim je bila.
10.Nasmijavajte ju. Ako ona na primjer ima malenog kucnog ljubimca,
sutirajte ga po kuci. To je uvijek smijesna scena.
11.Pustite ju da zaspe na vasoj ruci. Kad zaspe viknite joj glasno na uho i
pocnite skakati. Ponavljate dok ne ode doma.
12.Ako vam je stalo do nje NIKADA to ne pokazujte. To ce joj samo dati
samopouzdanja i nikada ju necete moci pretvoriti u objekt, sto ona svakako
zeli postati.
13.Kada pada kisa pitajte ju zasto place. Ona ce reci '' To je samo kisa''
,. Deset minuta kasnije okrenite se prema njoj i zaurlajte ''Prestani
plakati!!!!''. Zene vole opasne muskarce koji znaju da djevojke zbog njih
placu.
14.Ako slusate muziku na slusalice i ona pozeli cuti sto slusate, recite
ne!, Tako ce ona misliti da ste tajanstveni.
15.Zapamtite njen rodendan ali joj nemojte nista kupiti. Naucite ju da
materijalne stvari nemaju vaznost. Jedino sto je vazno jest da vas ona
usreci, i vasa sreca je najbolji poklon koji ona ikada moze dobiti.
16.Kada vam nesto pokloni za rodendan ili Bozic, recite da vam se poklon
svida. Slijedeci put kada bude dolazila ostavite da poklon vidljivo viri iz
vase kante za smece.
17.Ako je ljuta sto ju ne zovete kad kazete da budete, obecajte joj da cete
ju nazvati u tocno odredeno doba. Tako da budete sigurni da ce cekati uz
telefon. Zatim joj recite da cete joj u pozivu reci jedno slatko
iznenadenje. Sada ce biti stvarno uzbudena. Nemojte nazvati .
KOJI SAM JA KRALJ...AL JBGA..TREBA SE ZRTVOVAT ZA CURU!
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03.10.2007. 11:08
MORAM MALO..
EVO..DUGO NISAM PISAO...
A NECU NI SADA DUGO PISAT...
KAD SVI VEC STAVLJAJU SLIDE SHOW-ove SVAKE VRSTE..
ONDA CU I JA JEDAN UBACIT!
GS CREW 4 LIFE!
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20.08.2007. 16:32
OSI SU OGLEDALO DUSE...
Black Eyes
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days.
Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.
Green Eyes
People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships. You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.
Hazel Eyes
People with hazel eyes are very lovable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are lovers and fighters. But if you mess around, they'll knock you out.They are real partiers.They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is in your heart.
Brown Eyes
Either sexy as heck or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF!!!!! Great Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 minutes
U MENE SU SMEĐE...I SVE JE ISTINA...COOL!
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16.06.2007. 10:49
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07.06.2007. 10:46
E SADA CEMO MALO UVEST REDA....
1.- NEMA KOMENTIRANJA JER NEMATE STA PAMETNO ZA REC
2.- SLIJEDI OSVETA ZA SVE LOSE STO NADJEM O SEBI
3.- 2. I 1. SE ODNOSI NA ONE S KOJIMA SAM NA RATNOJ NOZI,ALI I S KOJIMA SAM U "SVE 5" OSNOSIMA!
4.- NEMOJTE MI PRODAVAT PAMET NI MAGLU!
OVO JE ZASAD MALI POST,UPDATE SLIJEDI SUTRA ILI PREKOSUTRA!
P.S. WHAT GOES ARROUND,COMES ARROUND---IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!!!!!!!!!
WE FLY-YOU DIE
GEIST -GS- 4 LIFE!
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